April 13

The most stupid girl ever was born on this day... her name is Mia... ((me))

P1: Wassup Shawty
P2:Hey
P1:When is yo birthday..?
P2:April 13...
P1:May God be with you, you stupid lil girl

by Mia Maya Moo October 21, 2019

13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

13 Hours A Day

A term used by the filthy Rich (aka Kings & Queens) to justify high salary they receive to the sheep followers in order to keep them pacified.

When the richest guy some sheep's know makes a nice handsome salary to match his good looks.
In order to receive such high compensation, one typical assumes the person works more than the average person, hence 13 Hours A Day. But in reality what the person meant to say was 13 Hours A Week.

Prince: "How many hours a day does the King work?"
Queen: "13 Hours A Day, duh!"
Prince: "Oh nice, when can we buy the new Boat?"

by nigelA November 16, 2021

13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

space station 13

The greatest autism simulator ever created

Last time I played Space Station 13 I built a 100 Megawatt engine. It blew up 10 seconds later.

by UpSyndrom October 11, 2018

July 13

National get the coochie day

Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is

Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day

by The Real Donald J Trump. April 9, 2020

Size 13 Nikes

If you wear these shoes you may have the hardest life.. try MENS size 13 Nike’s. No one beats you

John: I was in a car accident

Avery: you think that’s bad. I wear size 13 nikes...men’s size 13 nikes

John: *goes in shock because of how bad he situation is and forgets he’ll never be able to walk again*

by Just wanted to put one thing October 5, 2019