Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
Get the licking the dirt off my tires mug.The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
Get the Jack-off-lantern mug.Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
Get the jerk off mug.The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Get the Flash Off mug.Throughout the 1960s, among hippies, this was an alternative phrase to "kill the pig" where pig referred to the police. "Off the pig" was an almost Zen like chant meaning to kill the "pig" or hatred within one's self.
by zenbuddha77 July 28, 2023
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