When a boy named Ian eats 2 boxes of dried seaweed at 8pm and in the morning goes back to his home town and projectile vomits 3 times in a row infront of a maverick gas station and then goes into the restroom and watched as the patrons of the maverick split open as if mosses was bending the red sea
by TheDividedDeal September 06, 2021
The sound of a cream pie sloshing between ones labias and Y area of the crotch as she walks, making the fresh cum drip down her legs to her feet.
by IvyRuss June 16, 2020
The feeling you get after taking 5 xanaxes, drinkina bottle of vodka and smoking 2 packs of smokes, and having crazy sex with someone who hardly know who has brown eyes and which you are in a crazy deep like with.
And after that night they never txt you back. Leaving you feeling cheap and dirty.
And after that night they never txt you back. Leaving you feeling cheap and dirty.
Johnny Benzo song.
Justin and I got so wasted and had sex, now he won't text or call, I feel so cheap & dirty.
If I had known you'd make me feel so cheap & dirty, I woulda said don't fucking touch me.
Justin and I got so wasted and had sex, now he won't text or call, I feel so cheap & dirty.
If I had known you'd make me feel so cheap & dirty, I woulda said don't fucking touch me.
by shellz812 October 20, 2013
Dirty Shaly: Noun; A perfectly made gorgeous thiccc little slut whom is loyal, and nasty for only one man in a lifetime.
by Daddie Ralston June 05, 2020
by CUMNUGGET March 16, 2017
by Higihihigivigihih May 06, 2020
the act of plucking a mans pubic hair, getting a funnel going into the urethra and placing all the hairs in a hair dryer. Turning the hair dryer on and blowing the hairs into the funnel. The man must now have his dickhole glued shut for several itchy painfull weeks
by Dirty Ayon December 25, 2021