Pulled a Haave

To have a child at the age of 16.

Man 1: Yo I just lost my virginity

Man 2: No shit really?
Man 1:Problem is I Pulled a Haave
Man 2:So any children name yet?

by LongSchlongBonerDong June 19, 2017

pulled a jerry

to leave your belongings behind in any mode of transportation of which you are not the proprietor.

OMG dude I just pulled a Jerry. I left my suitcase on the train and realized it three days later...

by larry the fairy June 28, 2017

pull a neon nights

When college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren't going to drink, or, if they do, they'll "just have one shot," but end up getting completely muffed up and having sex with a frat boy and getting an omelet made for them in the morning by said frat boy.

"I'm really sick but I'll still go out with you!!"
"You finna pull a neon nights?"

by UCNEWPS June 29, 2017

Pulling a trump

When someone clearly does not know when to put their foot in their mouth and says things thay are going spark International debates.
Possibly starting World War 3

IMG our president is pulling a trump

by Were fucked July 2, 2017

pulling a stetson

when you ask your brothers old hoe for nudes and try to guilt her into sending when she says no everyday when you ask

"hey lemme see that ass"
"bruh stop pulling a stetson I'm not sending you shit nigga"

by niggeigh July 4, 2017

Pulling an Alex

Dislocating your shoulder in a mild crash

I dislocated my shoulder by pulling an Alex

by Kbr3187 July 7, 2017

Pull a Shyamalan

To "Pull a Shyamalan" means to begin doing something and being fantastic at it on your first attempt, but to then become progressively worse at it with every attempt as you continue on doing it with no possible chance of redemption. Some people might even secretly hope you're gonna make it this next time but you never will. The origin of this phrase comes from Director Night Shyamalan's career as everyone seems to unanimously agree that the "6th Sense" was a masterpiece while everything else he did afterwards only got worse and worse over time.

(to pull a Shyamalan): Gaston Gaudio really pulled a Shyamalan with his tennis carreer. He started of winning Roland Garros and then crashed it spectaculary into the ground match after match. Total career meltdown.

by KaiserWordsmith November 3, 2017