One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
Customer:Thanx
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.
See also: Waste your breath.
Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here June 20, 2022

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.
by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

This kid got a big one when he changed in the locker room. He looked down and "tried" to show it off.
by biggiggles May 22, 2018
