Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008

Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!

by Etomco July 15, 2010

path of destruction

what happens when you drink to much Jagermeister and red bull.

1. "I dont remember what happened last night but I followed the path of destruction this morning and it lead me all the way back to the frat house on main st"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

Weapon Of Lone Destruction

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011

Deep in the Desert

camel toe. so you can share with others whats going on down there without her knowing. cameltoe camel toe

she is going deep in the desert

by Kalagahan October 13, 2011

Conan The Destroyer

A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.

Conan The Destroyer

by MattyJ0731 December 18, 2011

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012