Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.

I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol

by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

rolling one in the bay

getting fucking zooted
aka they’re high

1: bro what’s that smell
2: damn boy who’s getting high up in here

1: looks like someone is rolling one in the bay

by spearmintbby November 30, 2021