One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Loved one

Someone who keeps you from killing yourself by giving you a reason to look forward to another day.

I don't have any loved ones.
Well I guess I'm done living then.

by Gggjjjjgjgnesk October 3, 2023

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

one hand man

Its a man who has one hand

yo look at that one hand man

by brendon saville April 21, 2018

pogging one out

another term for masturbating

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"

by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021

one ball deep

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...

Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .

by Justth3truth April 19, 2018