this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

<.9.1.5.0.>One Knob Brighter knoB onE<.9.1.5.0.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

The Chosen One

if in regard to a birthday on april 13th, homestuck reference. april 13th, or 413 is also known as 'homestuck day' bc its the day the 2009 webcomic "homestuck" by andrew hussie started, and the birthday of the arguably main character j. egbert.

yo you were born on april 13th?!? the chosen one, man.

by soul-fairre October 1, 2022

One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009

Trap One

As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.

'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'

by Maomaor October 11, 2022