national get head day

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other

yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day

by Tak0888 May 17, 2020

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Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.

Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.

by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021

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Head stagger

When someone is in the process of making a regrettable decision, but can’t be stopped. Usually alcohol and/or class A substances are involved.

“That man took a serious head stagger and hasn’t been to work in 3 weeks”
“He will surely lose the job again”

by The_corporal_guvnor February 06, 2023

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Zoom Head

A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as: inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, and suffers from board-line personality disorder.

This zoom head keeps yapping; I need to take to his/her father.

The only thing you’ve experienced, is your phone, zoom head.

I don’t trust these zoom heads’ serving my food at that McDonalds, they don’t follow sanitary protocol.

by Zoom Head February 22, 2021

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