Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

One direction

The band that stole millions of hearts. Non-directioners will not understand that they aren't "just a band". They are so much more. They all also fucking liars. It's been 6 years since they went on their "18 month break". Where the FUCK are they now. Anyways we forever miss them but we should know by now that the chances of them reuniting are way way higher than the chance of them getting back together as a band. They are much happier and stress free with their solo careers. Whatever happens, I will still love them because they have impacted me for the rest.of.my.life

"you like one one direction? They suck!"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"

by 1Dratatata August 12, 2021

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex. The sooner you take it, the better it works.

Shop for Plan B One-Step your way: on‑shelf in the family planning aisle or buy online and pick up in‑store or curbside. No ID, no Rx required.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

Quick One

An easy to get person. Or someone you use for a short period of time.

John: Yo Nicole is a quick one!

by Fcxk.kat May 31, 2017

Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.

"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"

by GodKek June 13, 2017

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018