Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Baby Reindeer

Comfortable, at ease, Calming.

Jane is like a Baby Reindeer, when I'm around her I feel calm on my worries disappear.

by Twitchdown May 23, 2024

baby elbow

A very long poop, that bends in half when hitting the bottom of the bowl, resembling a babies elbow.

Man, I just left a baby elbow in the bowl.

by Repanoodle December 27, 2024

Baby

Tiny little ball of cuteness that grows into a person

Aaaaawwwww Look at the baby *baby noise* now look at the big baby Wa

by Uncle Murdick January 3, 2019

Robo baby

A baby that has had exposure to bass music while in his/her moms stomach!

Bryan is a robo baby for sure!

by Dildoschwaggins November 7, 2016

virtual baby

to give birth to a virtual baby, you have to wait 9 days (signifying the 9 months) and then the child will come through the spirit of the heavens.

wow! a virtual baby!

by virtual baby May 9, 2021