Ons

On Satan. Instead of saying On god you say On satan.

Me: "Yo her ass thick asf"
Bro: "Ons bro"

by Alissa Sham April 9, 2021

One Direction

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.

Do you love One Direction?
Yes they taught me what a really good and deserved break is.

by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021

Cold one

Barbie be patient.

One day we’ll share a cold one.

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

One Piece

MELLORIIINE

Sanji: NAWI-SWAAAN, ROBIN-CHUWAAN MELLORINEEEEE

Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece

by Shqdy June 21, 2021

The One Each Of Theirself

Letting fate decide your destiny

"Dude I need to get my boyfriend back!!"

"Bro you can't determine that, the one each of theirself"

by phinn f July 19, 2025

One Direction

The most famous boyband of all times. One Direction is even better than The Beatles, as they have broken records even they couldn't achieve. One Direction bandmembers are Harry Styles (he's very handsome), Louis Tomlinson (known for being a smol bean), Niall Horan (an angel that doesn't like sharing his food. literally), Liam Payne (pretty funny, but has a spoon phobia. And as his last name is Payne, many ppl say things like "I'm in Liam Payne but the Liam is silent" 🤪), and Zayn Malik (actually adorable but sadly enough left the band early bcs he never rly liked the music style. but he also left bcs he had an eating disorder and we gotta be proud of him🥺). They are all very handsome and adorable, ngl, and their music is the absolute best so if you havent heard of them: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
One Direction also has a fandom called Directioners and lemme tell you that we are legit CRAZY! We know a lot of personal info, and broke into airport security. We also crashed multiple websites (accidentally, of course🤡)
Sadly, One Direction split up in 2015 and went on a Hiatus, but me, and a lot of other fans KNOW that they will come back one day :)
1D is also a shorter name for One Direction

Directioner 1: OMG THAT'S HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!
Directioner 2: OMG YES I MISS HIM AND THE BOYS

by onedirectionscarrots September 16, 2020