computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

chris ilikedickson

a gay faggot who likes to eat cock all day and put cucumbers up his butthole

oh look he's such a chris ilikedickson

by chris stepenson June 9, 2014

brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash July 31, 2016

noli illigitimi carborundum

Latin phrase, often used in order to communicate the phrase "dont let the bastards wear ya down."

"Terry's being a dick!!"

"Noli illigitimi carborundum, mate."

by Moussed Moose November 30, 2016

daniel ilori

Is black, kappapride

Oh Daniel Ilori? He is kappapride<3

by MegaFGT December 11, 2016

Hope-ily

(n.) Your Hope family.

It is your small group, your Sunday school class, your iServe Team, or those who sit to the right and left of you on the weekends.

Empty nesters, singles, students, full families, and kids are ALL part of the Hope-ily and are ALL welcome as we celebrate an essential part of Hope's purpose- Worship.

Come be a part of the Hope-ily!
www.hopechurchmemphis.com

by HopeChurchMemphis June 17, 2017