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Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.
by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Gay Penis Slot

definition of suck my penis in a different way of aspect. When u was Gay Penis Slot u mean he should suck your dick
by 43t634t34t3t3t34asxc March 15, 2023
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big penis

matthew hayes there u kno tha
by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023
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The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?
Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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big penis gameplay

wow i watched a big penis gameplay last night it was crazy
by Onur Muslu May 11, 2023
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