Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

Pulling a Tallman

Getting zero kills for a whole night of playing warzone.

Wow, he’s Pulling a Tallman, that’s embarrassing!

by Scotty no kills May 16, 2022

pulled a cody

making ur girlfriend pregnant in a car while ur cheating on her

man he just pulled a cody but his girlfriend got a aborction

by radrz August 29, 2009

Pulling a Serax

The act of leaving/abandoning a group without giving other members a goodbye.

Beau: "If we can't find a game I am leaving."
Noah: Don't go pulling a Serax on us."

by TheFellowshipWP September 8, 2019

Pulling a Stoto

The ability to achieve success in the most ludicrous situations

Pulling a Stoto, Jake was able to avoid eviction and make rent by selling CDs to deaf children.

by Javier8674 September 23, 2010

Pulling an acacia

Being in a state of complete loss of control as the substances in your body take over and unleash both shit from your ass and vomit from your mouth simultaneously

“Dude did you hear about what happened to David last night?”

“No what happened”

“He was pulling an acacia at five guys all over the bathroom”

by Johnfartsalot July 3, 2024

pull a fatty

When you stop at Burger King for a Whopper and McDonald's for their fries.

I'm so hungry, I'm going to pull a fatty on my way home from work today.

by cowboyupjoe January 1, 2014