Ryan the condom man

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.

Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head

by naMhteiK98 March 5, 2017

Bell's Man-ladder

When two existing all-male human centipedes are further sewn together at the wangs using a space-docking arrangement, thus forming an easily climbable rope-ladder like apparatus.

We threw Trav's gay porn on the roof to stop him being such a fag, but he just built a Bell's Man-ladder to climb up and get it.

by NormB November 11, 2011

grown ass man

1- Used to reply angrily to an absurd suggestion

2- Used to ridicule a childish person

1- "That papercut looks pretty bad, do you need a band-aid?"
"NO NIGGA! IM A GROWN ASS MAN!"

2- "Ow. I got a papercut and it really hurts."
"You a grown ass man, stop crying like a bitch."

by Dub-Fresh May 13, 2007

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

tall man syndrome

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.

I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.

by Dr.matham May 3, 2014

Little man syndrome

A midget that acts like a dic and tries to be tough because he’s an insecure little fuck

Ok midget, why u so salty ? U got little man syndrome ?

by Teenager with nothing more to December 19, 2018

little man syndrome

A man, small in stature, who attempts to overcome the way he believes other people perceive him (as a diminuative character) by 1) attaching himself to authority figures, 2) trying to manipulate himself into positions of control, 3) migrating toward positions of leadership, and 4) having a fairly volatile temper.

I had a boss with little man syndrome and besides never being able to please him, he always had to prove he was better than anyone else!

by notgnostic November 9, 2006