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baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.
My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.
by Babymineboy March 1, 2016
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Baby bird

When a woman rides a man, and the man ejaculates into the women’s vagina. Then the woman stands and squats over the man’s mouth. Squeezing out the cum so that it falls into his mouth.

Much in the same way that baby birds are fed.
I came so hard and then she baby birdied me
by Jmoooooooo1221 January 17, 2024
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like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy
Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.
by Thịnh March 10, 2024
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baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.
Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.
by Juanton May 25, 2023
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Baby

Yes. Baby = Laura
by Takashy October 11, 2019
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cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.
Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.
by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022
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