One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Elita One

A brave Cybertronian who began as a leader of the female part of Autobots, however more recently started being presented as second-in-command.

May or may not be Optimus Prime's sweetheart.

Adam: Ugh, they made Elita One a girlboss.
Eve: She always was.

by RosalineDolly December 22, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014