fat people sex

When 2 very fat people love each other and want to express it through 1000lb sex.

Or when 1 fat person tries to shove his miniscule member through the other normal person's orifice, resulting in - fat people sex.
Usually ends with one person passing out or both stopping for a cake break and then passing out of exhaustion after getting to the kitchen.
Very loud and disgusting. Like when a dog takes a shit but you cant look away.

Sam and me had fat people sex last night. I think I broke my ribs.

by Married to Sam January 16, 2014

screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

New Haircut Sex

Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.

Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.

Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?

by DeV3333 October 28, 2010

how to have sex

Fuck her right in the pussy

"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred

How to have sex

by Hamstery July 20, 2014

virgin sex story

To talk about something that you have no idea about

Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.

by timblr March 26, 2011

Super Bowl Sex

When a girl's favorite team wins the big game, consider her wide open for the night.

Bro1: Damn! I thought for sure we'd win!
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex

by bence February 2, 2014

Wall-to-Wall Sex

A series of wall postings on Facebook that has flooded your main page where there is obvious flirting or it is apparent that the two people are about to hook up. These postings are usually not wanted to be seen.

Related: Facebook Foreplay

"I was on Facebook and my main page was disgusting. I don't want to see Bob and Jill's Wall-To-Wall Sex!"

by TheHayGuysCat April 20, 2009