A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.
I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.
by durka_durka August 3, 2022
Get the White Girl Mafiamug. Any unhealthy,white human being that’s uneducated, filthy and residing in a trailer, car, low budget motel, rental house or any house that’s falling apart. I don’t think they can get approved for apartments so they aren’t usually be found there .
by Paybackisabih August 3, 2019
Get the White trashmug. when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.
by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022
Get the White Man In The Room Syndromemug. person 1: are they selling lemonade without a permit?
person 2: relax ur white woman reaching
OR
person 1: my mom keeps reporting these kids outside
person 2: ur mom has white woman reach
person 2: relax ur white woman reaching
OR
person 1: my mom keeps reporting these kids outside
person 2: ur mom has white woman reach
by MilkyBag March 5, 2024
Get the white woman reachmug. After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.
I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
by Atari410 February 24, 2025
Get the Flat White to gomug. If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
by Playaplaya July 24, 2022
Get the White Sox hatmug. by GRIM WALDO May 28, 2019
Get the White boymug.