Red Hot Chili Fingers

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.

Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.

by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024

quavers and chocolate fingers

a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger

“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call”

by HerroGamerHD November 15, 2023

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.

"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."

by .3x3. November 18, 2023

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by anonymous November 24, 2023