23:59

To my love,
It’s December.
The year is fading, but you are as vivid in my mind as ever.

I’m going to miss you more than words can say when the clock strikes twelve.

On New Year's Eve, amidst all the noise and celebration, the only thing I will truly hear is the silence where your voice should be.

My hope, my prayer, is that wherever you are, you will feel me there with you. I hope you feel a sudden warmth in your chest and know that it’s me, loving you from afar. I want my love to surround you like a warm embrace in the winter air, in the lights, and in the quiet moments before you sleep, reminding you that you are never truly alone ✨

I don’t want to be "strong" without you; ; I want to be soft with you. I’m not just leaving the door open; I’m standing right beside it, waiting.
I am still here. I am still yours. And I am waiting for the moment you decide to come home to me 🤍

I looked up 23:59 hoping to find a meaning for the time, but instead I found her heart waiting for me 🤍✨
I love you B

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 29, 2025

On the 50

Something good, or the best.

In reference to 50-yard line tickets generally being regarded as the best in the stadium.

A: Did you see The Dark Knight?
B: Hell yeah, man, it was on the 50.

by P.Dubbs October 20, 2008

SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000

by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

Taylor The 5th

The act of being a know it all when in reality a person is full of shit.

Dude, did you know know Hitler really didnt kill anyone. It was actually all a conspiricy to hide the one true enemy, the italians.

Fuck that kid greg, that kid just pulled a Taylor The 5th

by realniggamen September 26, 2010

Give her the $1.50

That you would want to have sex with someone, referring to paying for sex

She is so hot I would definitely give her the $1.50

by Bengals67 December 28, 2014

range 1.5m

The famous ejaculation length from a stint of no masturbation.

Gareth had range 1.5m.

by GoatC23 April 28, 2014

im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014