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Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
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Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.
"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"
by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021
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Butt-chuck

The act of pooping and throwing up at the same time
“I got so drunk last night, I was butt-chucking this morning
by Cojodojo June 27, 2025
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Butt Chunking

The act of of creating an airtight seal with one’s mouth over a gaping anus and vomiting.
I felt his lips press flat around my asshole, tight to my taint, then the butt chunking began and I felt my lower intestine fill with his last meal.
by COWonROIDZ March 22, 2024
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Butt-sucker

1. A person who places a dialysis needles in an improper fashion at or around the fistula.

2.A failed flavored sucker from Bart's Every Flavored Candy
You all are butt-suckers, now we're my slippers.
by Walter Waterloo October 9, 2019
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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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