Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!
"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)
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Furry Bullying Year

On 2021, we can bully furries that like sex and they can't do anything!
Person: hey you perverted furry, fuck you!

Furry: cries, it's Furry Bullying Year, the worst year!
by test account so who knows December 18, 2020
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Russian New Year

A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.
Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl

Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!

Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!
by Kamelyon January 12, 2011
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1000 years of death

A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.
I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover
by Sister Angelina May 06, 2020
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seven year itch


1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage
He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.
by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2008
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new years noodle

When someone is acting like a lemon on New Years.
Jake stop being a New Years Noodle and enjoy the party!
by Aniidid January 04, 2018
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New Year's Absolution

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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