A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.
Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.
by kdigginator March 10, 2011
The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy March 16, 2012
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
by greyhound goldfish November 08, 2013
When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
by Wifeyoftheday March 01, 2013
by Putang puncher May 24, 2016
Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.
Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.
by D.O. Homo February 28, 2022
As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018