boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.

Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.

by greyhound goldfish November 19, 2013

boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012