J-dawgarooni

A sexy beast who fucks the women all night long. He has a huge cock and I mean HUGE.

Everybody looks at his cock when they walk past him. All the chicks have an orgasm when they see him

Also, he has a huge cock
Oh, did I mention his cocks huge?

Guy 1: NGL j-dawgarooni has a HUGE COCK

Girl 1: yeah ikr, I wanna give him a Johnny quango (wank)

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 8, 2020

Dr. J

Ejaculating during a chiropractic adjustment.

My back was killing me and I was horny so I went and got a Dr. J.

by Dr feelgood April 14, 2017

J Jizzle

A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad

Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

J mob

A hyphy mob dedicated to getting money, hoes, and weed.

I wouldn't fuck around with J mob.

by the__fuzz_man_187 April 19, 2009

Fatty 'J'

A term used to talk about a huge 'joint' or 'blunt'.

"Yo man, lemme get a hit off Fatty 'J'."

by Ylrebmik August 5, 2009

J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game

Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch

by Beavis1029 February 4, 2010

J. Crew

A high-quality clothing store meant for classy, mature adults. I don't know why people are saying that J. Crew is a preppy, bitch store. It isn't. They have really nice flip flops, knee-high socks, and cashmere gloves though.

I look classy in these Italian leather loafers, eh?

by prep March 9, 2005