widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

wiggly squiggly

A baby zombie in Minecraft.

Holy shit! A wiggly squiggly, he's so fast, I can't hit him!

by Krosh Fastfeet June 22, 2019

Wireless willy

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

wicked fot

When you are in the bathroom and you use the shower head to clean your butthole and you fill up your anal cavity and the pressure builds up and the water blows out of your anus

Last night i was cleaning out my butthole, and I accidentally blew a wicked fot.

by Fotmaster December 9, 2021

Winkle

This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.

‘Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

The Winter Arc

The winter arc is where any man shifts his priorities aside , puts his head down and focuses on himself only . That winter he decides he's going to turn into a beast capable of doing anything the pinnacle of brilliance. Focusing on becoming the best mentally and physically by going gym and self improving.

person 1: Why does john seem like a new person?
person 2: He went through The Winter Arc

by polishphilosopher October 28, 2023