Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.

That person on the street is definitely a Whack-Jobber

by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018

Whack and yack

The act of masturbating so hard that you throw up.

Guy1: I was whackin it so hard last night i puked.

Guy 2: oh you whack and yacked?

by spud the potatoe September 5, 2016

whack

adjective: of mixed race; specifically white and black as opposed to black and white.

Apollo said, "I'm not bi-racial. I'm whack!"

by PapaRock864 July 13, 2010

Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.

Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.

by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011

Big whack

An exaggerated minor inconvenience, no matter how big

1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!

2.

A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!

by californiafoo July 5, 2025

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023