sleepy weasel

by Mr hollingsworth March 24, 2016

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Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 26, 2019

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When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

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Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.

Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.

by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020

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a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches

Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad

by Lexi wolfhard October 11, 2023

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my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

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Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison

by Deeznuttz214 February 13, 2024

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