Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

full spectrum warrior

A term used to describe someone very stupid, clueless, or Terminally Online.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.

"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."

by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023

toot toot sonic warrior

Slang term for when a male partner ejacuates too quickly during oral sex.

Guy 1: *ejacuates*
Guy 2: Toot toot sonic warrior!

by PoopSlave97 May 27, 2023

Rainbow Warrior

Nascar driver Jeff Gordon

Hey look the rainbow warrior just put it into the wall.

*Crowd Cheers*

by myalterself June 21, 2009

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Dragon Warrior

they roam the world slaying dragons and riding the world of evil.they also play pokemon on a daily basis and have hot ass hos on speed dial.they have a extremely high egos and they drink off of plates.they have been and they can name one!

wow that guy sure has a hot ass girlfriend! he must be a dragon warrior! girls dig the the dragon warriors

by dragonwarrior February 5, 2010