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Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.
Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!
by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024
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Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
by clutchie112 March 20, 2024
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mid virus

The process of recently becoming mid (like a glow down) after a period of not being mid. This can be a permanent affliction or a temporary status.
Ex 1: "I think I caught the mid virus... :-("

Ex 2: "I know I've been looking kind of mangled this week... I've been having a case of mid virus lately."
by hdogevil March 27, 2024
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chesca virus

The chesca virus - a virus of which you spell everything wrong. You get infected by reading the messages of the people who have the Chesca Virus!! however, it’s possible to not catch the Chesca Virus
You have the Chesca Virus!
by MFABNmyeverything July 11, 2024
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Chesca virus

a virus of which you spell everything wrong. You get infected by reading the messages of the people who have the Chesca Virus!! however, it’s possible to not catch the Chesca Virus 🙏
Chesca virus is defined/example as - SHGKISH ISNT UR FIRSY LANGc
by Blue2.0 July 13, 2024
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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024
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M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.
Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"
by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025
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