vegan

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.

bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.

I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!

by Panmata January 25, 2018

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chess vegans

friends and or people you like hanging out with

laura and jake are my favorite chess vegans.

by susuhhsug March 20, 2019

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A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

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Vegan

Something basic bitches claim to be

Person one: is Melissa still talking about being vegan?
Person two: yeah she won’t shut the fuck up about it. Like bitch damn shut up and eat your rabbit food go be sad.

by cosmicgoth February 13, 2021

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