Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.
The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".
by JimJum June 6, 2014
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vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.
"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"
by First Class Krew April 15, 2008
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Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females
Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...
by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010
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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com
1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)
by Just^jess December 18, 2020
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VAG

A vape. Like a cig in England but it’s electronic aka a vape. Must day VAG INSTEAD
Hey can I hit your VAG

HEY CAN I EAT YOUR VAG

HEY CAN I SUCK ON THAT VAG

Hey can I munch on that VAG
by Nightrider46920 August 1, 2022
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