Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam February 20, 2011

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

Take-Away

What you can take from a situation or a presentation, in terms of understandings, insights etc

From the profit graph I can take away the fact that the RIF (reduction in force) was brilliant!

by Doron123 June 7, 2005

on the take

Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.

"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

take it

to deduce, to assume, to relate, to understand,

I take it that you don't have a clue of what I'm trying to say.

by wokwithme July 9, 2009

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010

take it off before I break it off

A threat aimed at someone who is touching you in an uncomfortable or aggravating way.

guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*

pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.

by Keith Hutch. October 9, 2007