Viagra truck 

A huge, monstrous pick-up truck that is almost impossible to fit in a normal sized parking space, typically driven by douche bags who are compensating for something. Often has add-ons such as flashy rims or fancy paint jobs.

Dude, that jerk in the Viagra truck just cut me off!

Holy crap, there is no reason for any pick-up to be that obnoxious. What a gaudy Viagra truck!

Viagra truck by Scyn May 18, 2010

fuck truck 

dumbass

Mom: I just meant you should have a shower after soccer practice... I didn't mean you smelled like shit literally!
Daughter: Ya mom I know what ya meant ya fuck truck!

fuck truck by fictitiousman July 7, 2015

a truck

A male or a female with over powering muscle definition.

Dude she’s a truck !

a truck by Merit badger April 21, 2018

mum truck 

Also called Chelsea Tractor 4 by 4 SUV. An obese squarish collection of green house gases on wheels rich idiot mothers use but darent ever take off road for fear they will smudge their tested on animals make up. A typical mum truck is about 10 meters tall, takes up all available lanes and as much of the car park as mum thinks she's rich enough to deserve. it has enough room in it for about 20 normal people but usually contains just fat little Reginald and Emelia on their way to independant schools.

So Ok it may do 50 GALLONS per MILE but do you really expect me to WALK like... eaurgh... COMMON people.

mum truck by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

Salt Truck 

Another form of salt or salty.

Person 1: HAHAHA. I beat you at the race! Salt Truck!

Person 2: Damn I thought I would win.

Salt Truck by JESSSSSSIE H:) April 13, 2010

Drunk Truck Fuck 

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

Drunk Truck Fuck by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

cholo truck 

A truck usually owned by a Mexican, that rides no more than 2 inches off the ground. Rarely has anything better than a four banger, almost always comes in a bright retarded color. Occasionally said Mexican can afford hydraulics for their "ride". Plus they almost never put anything in the bed of the truck defeating the purpose of owning a truck in the first place.

Hey man did you see Sanchez with his cholo truck fucking low riding his ass to the swap meet?
Oh yeah I asked that asshole to help me move some furniture and he said he can't put stuff in the back of the truck because it will fuck up his paint.

cholo truck by Tupac is alive 9991991991991 June 23, 2014