Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.

"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."

by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.

"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"

by psa1msss January 13, 2025

Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.

I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.

by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Vape Goon

A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.

Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!

Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon

Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??

by Si1verSp00n October 24, 2018

Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023