third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

third quadrant

Something less than the best. Something or a decision that's quite stupid but not totally stupid. An idiotic move that can be resolved. E.g. Your decision was third quadrant at best.

Your decision was third quadrant at best.

by Expendable80 January 18, 2017

Third Rim

It’s like a third eye for your but hole

After chipotle it’s felt like I had a Third Rim

by Bhomus April 4, 2020

third pulse

the pulse you feel in your vagina when you get horny

I was sitting on my man’s lap & he felt my third pulse

by papoya February 23, 2020

Third Wheeling

When kunha goes with his sister and her boyfriend to steal the girl.

Kunha was third wheeling in his sister's date

by NotLeechan March 15, 2020

The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.

I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.

by Mercana March 21, 2020

July Third

Kiss Andrew on the neck until he cries day.

july third is kiss andrew on the neck until he cries day

by Momatotoad July 3, 2020