The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.
by German Hand Grenade October 03, 2009
Solemn should not have left his top hat on the IRC table, Evilnick shat in it when he was not looking.
He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.
He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.
by CyAdora November 06, 2008
The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 17, 2005
I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.
by Steve Hancock February 27, 2007
When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.
by daltonator March 31, 2008
1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.
by Chris November 17, 2004