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Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.
Hey, we only have hole milk.
by Dandylorian September 7, 2022
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Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.
You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz
by Snaktyme February 16, 2021
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Milk Snack

Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk
While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.
by Danny Durden December 20, 2022
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Nice Milks

The act of having large breasts usually found in western corn fed bitches
She’s got them nice milks must have been a western corn fed bitch.
by CobSlalad August 22, 2019
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.
Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022
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Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while
That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest
by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
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