Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.

And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.

by Henry broice September 21, 2021

Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.

I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.

by Ppmsster May 30, 2022

Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubic “bush”

He’s got a big fairy garden

by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021

Mary's Garden

A hairy pussy

"She got her Mary's garden out!"

by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021

Gardening

Smoking weed/getting high

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand

by MysteriousTrashJuice July 30, 2024

Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023