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The long donut 

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
The long donut by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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The Mf Donn 

Look it’s The Mf Donn
The Mf Donn by Lonxdonnnn September 5, 2022

The Mexican Dong Swipers 

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

The Jelly Donut 

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.
The Jelly Donut by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010

The Emo Donkey Punch 

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

The Chong Dong 

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass
Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
The Chong Dong by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

The Swamp Donkey 

The Swamp Donkey is not to be mixed with the definition of Swamp Donkey, as The Swamp Donkey is a sex position only used when the male and female are both in the bath (swamp) where the male is the giver and the female is the receiver. while in this action the female must act like a donkey while the male sits back and relaxes.
Male- "lets do The Swamp Donkey"
Female- "ok then"
The Swamp Donkey by PoonSlayer27 December 30, 2011