Sex cookie

A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.

Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...

by chemengfun May 25, 2010

smoking cookie

Weed; marijuana

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox

by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

alabama cookie

The act of putting chocolate chips and cookie dough around your sisters vagina then fucking the shit out of it.

Dude last night i gave my sister an alabama cookie.

by donald the duck January 17, 2017