by The Spaghetti Burglar September 3, 2022
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Get the Bali body mug.what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011
Get the Mattress Body mug.the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
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Get the hard body mug.someone that is very annoying, or always in the way. Or that is fat. Also, large items that are in the way.
by Jahyrah November 15, 2018
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