The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
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Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
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"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."
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A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.
Usually yelled when:
- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.
- You’re doing something way above your skill level.
- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀
Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨
Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”
Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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by NAMSARK July 22, 2019
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by Bwianator January 9, 2008
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