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Uni-vag

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
by EZ54321 July 16, 2022
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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people
bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy
by char_char_finks June 18, 2021
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vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex
I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
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vag vender

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
"THE VAG VENDERS IN TOWN! VAG FOR EVERYONE!"
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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VAG

A vape. Like a cig in England but it’s electronic aka a vape. Must day VAG INSTEAD
Hey can I hit your VAG

HEY CAN I EAT YOUR VAG

HEY CAN I SUCK ON THAT VAG

Hey can I munch on that VAG
by Nightrider46920 August 1, 2022
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