One who can't afford beer but feasts on innocent people's brewskies who can actually afford an 18 pack of Busch.
by Beer dick beer shark August 17, 2017
Get the beer sharkmug. One who loans money to others, usually charging a high amount of interest and enforcing payment with physical force.
by Ted R. July 23, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug. To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.
A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."
"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"
"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."
"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"
"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."
by dwana49 February 7, 2015
Get the Right Sharkmug. by RaidenStarr March 22, 2023
Get the Mud sharkmug. by Opinionated Webster June 1, 2016
Get the Killer Sharkmug. used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras
The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.
by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006
Get the playing with sharksmug. 