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landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.
by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005
mugGet the landing padmug.

land of eggs

An island off the coast of Africa made entirely from eggs. Its native enhabitants (the eggamos) have lived there for many centuries.
"Land ahoy! ..... Wait a minute, i do belive that island is made of eggs!"
by Peter Nelson February 7, 2004
mugGet the land of eggsmug.

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower
Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it
by Mugshots February 18, 2019
mugGet the Land cruisermug.

R-lands

by Emily November 4, 2003
mugGet the R-landsmug.

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.
My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night
by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004
mugGet the landing stripmug.

Daigi Land

Man 1: I went to that public bathroom earlier
Man 2: That place is a total Daigi Land
by MOO Cow April 12, 2013
mugGet the Daigi Landmug.

Dry Land

The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.
Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.
by SLO October 16, 2017
mugGet the Dry Landmug.

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