Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.

*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025

lil heavy

It means when somebody ya shooter it can be both ways like lil heavy or big heavy

Exp. What's good lil heavy or lil heav

by Rhahdn March 31, 2019

Heavy

The hulking 7ft tall russian giant who if given a pink pony costume will be obsessed with it. Also he's insane enough to give a minigun a name and be emotionally attached to it.

Example:
*Heavy => Spy*
"That heavy is a gunner"

by Fishy1999thefish January 15, 2024

heavy lean

When you are so drunk you are leaning on anything you can find or can manage you.

I was so drunk I was doing the heavy lean on the table, counter and walls.

by We have all been there August 12, 2022

heavy

he's dead

spy: HEAVY IS DEAD!!
heavy: I'M DEAD!?
everyone: shh you are dead

by ifyoureadyouarestupid February 1, 2023

heavy ranch

when the ranch is extra thick

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch

by bmikers February 22, 2022

heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends

That’s one heavy hooker

by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017