Alley Face

The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.

"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"

"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"

"Alley face me, you prick"

by Kimboslice25 September 16, 2011

war-face

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.

Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Dead face

Being so bored that your face is that of a dead person.

Man, i was dead faced at the meeting today!!!!

by Zaid1 April 19, 2011

guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007

vanilla face

The Term "borat" uses to refer to the hotel receptionist as a white person.

"what's up with it vanilla face"

by hordan January 15, 2008

Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

Social Face

The Social Face is directly proportional with ones abilities to have successful social interactions. The Social Face manifests itself in the smile, but other manifestations do occur (they're harder to pin point). One can approximately gauge the amount of friends another has by their quality of Social Face. The Social Face is suggestive of one's "coolness" and is highly representative of one's amount of sexual encounters. The Social Face is the projection of one's social confidence, put simply.

"damn, that girl's social face is so on!"

"I'd approach him but his Social Face is out of my league!"

"check out that Social Face!"

by OfficerOfTheLaw December 7, 2011